Zouk's Party, Sponsored by Guinness..

I received a message from my girl, at first i didn't know it was from her, written about Guinness sponsoring a clubbing session for invited guests only.. Downwards found my girl's texts, saying that she wanted to go Zouk yet she never been there. (She's decent, so fair enough not knowing night life's on going..) I've told myself i never wanna spend my time clubbing anymore, rather sit at home watch tv or just sleep. But for her insist, i might make her happy if i join her so. Dressing code: Black. I do have black tee and black jeans, somehow i look myself at the mirror, i looked like i'm working there, seems every waiters wearing the same attire color. Bah! Reminds me my previous job in Sri Hartamas..

The traffic was so jam along Federal Highway, both sides. Somehow we managed to reach there as the exact time provided, 9pm. Check out the chicks there, i'm sure this Zouk will be the place for me (i promised no more disco, but at least i could make my own choice?), rather Poppy Garden.. The DJs sucked to the max. Know what, i was there the very last time it will, the DJ made scratches the whole session, isn't it annoying? Fuck man, really exhausted my mind taking the rhythm, he should pull out and go home do scratching plates, or do dish washer soap ad, that'll be good, so potential on scratching.

Zouk's DJ? Perfect, professional, potential, progressive.. What else? I've been there on weekdays, the crowds were the same of weekends.. Should ask Mr Ripley write about Zouk's unbelievable history. I remember last weekday i went was with cy, he hadn't start his 30 day artist, and i'm slacking also, my company just bankrupt. A Hummer H2 parked near the entrance.. What a beauty, gangsta ride, nigga! That day the music was awesome, never been great my mood to feel the shit, it's fucking good shit the DJ spinned, totally flawless. Never ever have a place to give a good spin, you heard me? Be a Zouk freak! So then cy made plans on courting girls, and i've to join him for a girl too..

......

Em, i think i'll skip that, if not it won't sound versatile from the very title above..

(i'm not hiding something, don't worry..)

Ok, we reach there, my girl went to sign in, received 2 free drinks coupons, and we headed in, only matters that i don't get a chop on my hand.. Damn, headed back to the counter, signed myself up. Funny, the Guinness membership really tickles, gave lots of selections to answer a simple question: How you like Guinness Stout? Um.. I saw an answer very suitable for me: I drank it once and will never have another again. Gosh, another story tale.. Ok, ok, i puked like mad, worst than liquors.. Got my chop and went in.

The interior was dominated by Guinness's logo, followed by the lightning, then the main color yellow represents Guinness. Well, well.. Girls everywhere, all black.. But, not all then, some guests wore other than black, i felt cheated.. No, no they're not passerby, the front table of ours looked individually from us, geeks.. One caught me attention, wore white attire lady, around late 20's, i guess, she's geek, and wore pushed up bra. Funny thing that she didn't have a nice pair of rags, i don't blame her, just hope that she realised herself not too obsessed on obscening her figure.. She's chubby, cute girl.. Not!

So the event started. One stunt made from a lady from top of the lightning frame, so does the music hummed "den.. den.. den den den.. den.. den den.." (Mission Impossible), the "agent" key in code for the Guinness Access.. Whadya know, the password is Guinness, she did purposely key in wrongly few times, everyone's entertained, of course. Then music begin with Usher's "Yeah!".. (My favourite song, thanks for the album, darling..) Everyone groove like mad.. Saw front of our table got a carton of stouts, guys planning to drunk the shit out of the geeks especially the white one.. Hehe.. Let's see if i'm right about it.

We got our drinks, no other choices than Guinness.. Yuck, i got a bad feeling about this.. But girls drinking it, why not me? Even my girl drank, and she managed it well.. I drank.. Oh my lord, the 1st taste was good.. Then comes the bad breath.. Even so, i still prefer beers. And i didn't puke, luckily..

I met Elva "jie~", Chi Siang's friend, cy knew her, very long time never see her. She still as lovely as last time, only hardcore partying person. She got all the cameras on her while she was dancing at the middle of the dance floor, so wherever she went, the camera followed.. Of course she's the most stunning, others were so so, lack of attractiveness..

Another performance came, 2.. I don't know how it called, thing? Dancing along with the music and the crowds. (check the pics, i know it's blur, i'm using camera phone, not even 1 mega pixels.. Bare with it.) It didn't take long, the 2 thing went backstage again. Dance dance dance.. Another performance.. Transvetites dancers, that time it's all girl power songs.. Uh huh, this my shit, all the girls gonna be like this.. I know cy's laughing at me remembering the lyrics.. I hate that song! Uh huh, this my shi.. Stop it! Damn..

Another performance.. This time even better. 2 muscular foreign hunks doing muscle stunts, used too much strength till they shivers, impressive, i might broke my bone doing those. Can't video record it from my phone, low memory and the lightning too much, it won't come out a quality video. I did that before, so i knew. They went on and on in different stunts, and different time also. It's a short performance, just by bit entertaining us. Lastly a guest offered a stout to one of the hunk, so the video camera zoomed in and we watched him bottom's up the stout.. Wow, i'll puke.. Soon the music became a little bored, we did dancing on dance floor, while the video camera was filming all of us, still.

The Performances from the Hunks!







Then everyone's intimate with their partners, i don't miss my chance too. Holding tight, right at the middle corner, no one's looking at us, just common for everyone. I'm glad to have a public privacy with my girl.. What did i say? Wrong vocabulary..

I was right, looked at the carton full of empty bottles.. Who did finished them? Saw the white dress geek, gobbling the stout.. Then comes her favourite music, she danced like freak, my lord, there's a bunch of cool looking Indians looking at her freaking dance and laughed, she could kicked out her legs without consideration of hurting someone. She's drunk, made out some funny scenes of herself. Her friends started to get humilated, wanted to go off soon enough before more freaking dance starts..

Our legs beat out, called for a day. Man, the party was great, wish cy could join us, damn the invitation.. Or maybe he's working? Just like my past.. No time for all the entertainment we need to stress out. That's how nightlife was created for no time at day but night. Zouk, are you invincible than others? You're making big bunch of doughs there! Share me the fortune!

TireTagz.. For Your Wheels baby~!

How do you like to have some grapical effects on your wheels, not to say it'll happen for people to look at it at night.. at daytime too!! Awesome ain't? I read it from Wapsville again, seems they have more info than the rest email spams and other resources. actually Wapsville have more info than this particular TireTagz advertisement, only matters that they don't provide web address, and i don't have the nerve to look for it from search engine. Here's some of the example of the TireTagz tags...

Tom Yum Goong

*The pictures were small resolutions, can't find better ones..*

I was with my girl at Cheras Leisure Mall on Sunday afternoon after she went out with her brother for Karaoke session in KL, first of all i thought of not going back home that early, the weather was too hot to handle, so we decided to go there and take some cool refreshment air.. ah~

Probably the place didn't hold us much long, we did browse along the shops, found one place selling funky junks, so my girl saw a belt and bought it. (i told you, you can't resist on buying something cuz you're a girl, naturally..)

I parked my car at a small lane, usually people might thought of the nearest possible so they won't have to walk further as they'd tired themselves. To me, i'm energetic to walk around, exercise. My girl don't really mind walking, she does it always, from her place to LRT station, common thing to do in life.

On our way, there's a stall selling VCDs (don't tell anyone about it ok?) and my girl noticed that the movie i was looking for was just in the right time she found it, just as i told her on Saturday night. I can't believe my eyes, i thought i might not seeing such miracle that i don't even have to look for it with effort, just in time for a movie boogie..

Bought that movie, no hesitation sped up home and watched the movie..

The story line was ok, so so.. only the fighting was the best discovery ever in my life! i've watched Ong Bak, it stunned me all the way, watched more than 6 times, and still go on.

Now, Tom Yum Goong.. wow, the scene he fights with all the guards around 20 of them with all the skills he performed were totally different all the way! Gosh, i can't stop myself repeating the scenes.. Not to mention the fight with the extreme sports dudes, BMXs, rollerblades, Scamblers, but no skateboards.. (how could they use the boards to wack Tony?) He's ability of dodge and splits were absolutely fascinating! but the fight was kinda short as the coward Johnny left..

Tony did fight with Johnny, the first attemp Tony was beaten up badly, not so badly la, but he's on the floor, then again Tony attempt another round, soon he catched Johnny's moves and beat him down with some fascinating acrobatic moves, and he's real down, no more fight, humilated.. no face to fight.. ok, i'll shut..

Another scene on fight the Australian wrestler, wow! He eventually being punched out 10 feet away! I'm impressed also for the Capoiera fighter, he's skills were flawless, but short time he appear, and comes with the swordsman. Nah, no so good. the best was the guards, wrestler and the lamp post kick! My god, he could really do that kick real high up..

The girl.. woah, fucking stunning, she really had the sexual appealing moves.. she's not that popular until there's a breakthrough from her previous movie "Kun-Pan", some sexual scens she did perform but i don't know much details cuz i never watched it, maybe i'll try find it and watch it.. tee hee..

I'm a big fan of Tony Jaa, found some websites regarding him doing demostrations on tv shows, even Johnny, the Myanmar mixed, the last one appeared to fight with Tony for some entertainment.

One way to describe Tony Jaa: don't find troubles with him, he's for real in he's skills, no shit..

There's a scene about a couple, Tony Jaa was looking at the sky while the couple were behind him, the girl slap her boyfriend's arm and said "I thought i've told you not to buy any pirated movie, why you just couldn't listen to me?" then they went off.. Some shit they spit, i bought the pirated copy, so what? Yeah, the quality was bad, the sound panned from low to high, what the fuck i expect? Just watch it and satisfy my needs!!

They even have PC games of Tom Yum Goong, just check it from the main web. Erm, i don't think i'll have that game played cuz i don't have a PC!! A game trailer available to view.

That's all for the info..

Beastie's Accapella.. Huh?

I thought cy might be interested cuz Beastie Boys is his big fan!! White Rappers, sounds like legend. Man, thanks to Wapsville, you really quite banging my head off!

Sorry dudes, i never really have the nerve to listen cuz the cc i'm here, man, fucking privacy, the owner restricted loud blasting music, so the volume control was encripted (whadya know, stick your ears on the speakers and you might get some soothing!) and the owner gets to blast his favourite playlist.. "ching chonng cheeng cheeng bong beeng beeng" sound like.. Technos.. Bah!

Just check out their page as a favor for me (cuz i don't get to listen), will ya?

ROK Player.. "No streaming or download needed... ROK Player chips are DVD's for the mobile"

Damn, i like the tag.. ain't it sound cool? Read from Wapsville, again.. duh..

I've downloaded a preview video on my phone and it's really amusing, there's Angry Kid, Wallace and Gourmet.. then suddenly the phone rang (the quality was low, so this part was kinda assumption), so Gourmet paused and some chipmunks talking in the background (from receiving the call), i thought it was like a prop, seems like, then when the "chipmunk" hang up, the movie continues.. farnneee..

Ok, so basically there's no player download, cuz it was a huge movie file (what kinda file extension i dunno la, check out it's web by clicking the logo ok?) and mostly there's preloaded player in every symbian powered phone (in case you don't know what's Symbian, it's an OS, for Nokia's 3650, 6600, 7650, 7610, N-Gage tribes) like RealOne, PvPlayer, OPlayer, whatever you have installed in your phone. They don't really sell those chips (MMC) here in Malaysia, cuz here people are too wise budget on gadgets and no one could ever possible to update such innovations, they'll stick with the classic way.. have a phone? Typically receive and answer the call.. I'm not, i do research, that's how i knew all these stuffs, maybe i have something in common with the Wapsville author, no doubt he's cool, i'm IMPRESSED!!

By the way, i don't really wanna buy those chips and watch movies from my phone, i have my DVD player and could watch any movies i desire. When i move around, or either sitting while waiting for particular reason, i might play some games that i've earlier installed. What i know watching movies can be made in very confortable environment, i prefer at home, lying on my bed, smoking and drinking coffee, some chips, and of course, when nature calls, the toilet must be nearby, and i can resume my movie after released.. haaa..

Jajah Mobile For International Call

I've saved a bookmark in my phone from Wapsville, read it but forgotten which date, since it was end of the month and everyone.. you know, broke~ heh, whatever, i've reviewed the site and it seems interesting, even you can make international calls from pc via VOIP. Anyway, what my point is, you can even do it on mobile phone, just log in their wapsite and do the instructions previewed from the website (of course you read stuffs from the site and you'll know what you've to do next) and the operator will ring your phone to comfirm the call. I'm sure there are many cheap telephony services around town but only if you could make an effort to check out and compare the prices listed in their web. I do have friends overseas but they came back already, so fuck it.

Just to help out this Wapsville author do promote his wapsite, i'm grateful to have his site entertaining my boring life, mostly his remarks.. hehehehehehehe....

Gasoline.. Actually Comical Cafe..

I met my girl in Star LRT in Pandan Indah, she just finished her accounting course in KL, so we planned to meet up, no harsh on trip, nearer as we get was there, saved petrol and money, and convenient for her too.

So we had dinner early at 6pm, no doubt we're kinda appetite to eat something. So my girl babbled a lot of her work and some future plannings, tryna get some piano lessons for the kiddies, so for the moment she could make some cash for some party expense.. oops, not, just saving up for further use cuz next year she's taking full course time and more of that she couldn't work at all to prevent disturbance. Everyone agrees that she put up the effort and the chances she took, but then her mother thought that it's kinda waste for her age now, too old and it's time to get more cash in and get married with me.. oops again, wrong assumption.. maybe so, maybe, i love her, ya know!

Then after we finished our meal, thought of furthering our conversation since she can't stop (sorry, i mean to listen to you), the restaurant full of gas sound, irratated the mood, so we shifted to another place near my place. I just thought of going Starbucks in Cheras Leisure Mall, but then it kinda reminded me that a place which i went across looking for pirated vcds and dvds, just happened to find a cafe, interesting interior and the ways of represent the cafe. Comics, some sort of teenage flick. Once i observed the drawings, i knew it was a local artist, cuz most of the comic magazines published locally seemed alike, no doubt at all..

I parked my car just at the entrance, convenient huh? My girl felt happy and anxious, cuz this place might be the same interest for her brother, who likes funky places since he's not funky, tryna.. you know.. heh.. There's a menu outside the entrance and i've browsed through, the price are not that costly, there's another level up which might consume lotsa customers. So we went in and the Lady owner together with the waitress (where's the boys?) greet us "Hello, Welcome!!!" aloud. Warming greets, but terrified.

Went upstairs, not bad, you can sit on the floor with a right pillow, partitioned by nylon cloths, tables with comics on, dimmed lights and exciting interior and environment. there's a black room, i mean dark room (perhaps for the exotic taste couples) at the left of the staircase. It's fucking dark and can't see no thing at all (you can legally do perverty, no one can see though). So my girl decided to have ourself served on table and chairs since my ass ache was the big fuss. Then went on the chat, there goes another group customers, "tau gei muis" came, 6 of them, sat behind of me, of course they would like to sit on the floor, juniors.. sorry, then they played some sort of game and they kept yelling some shit, sucked, what in the world called "privacy"? They don't really dig it, honestly they kept on polluting until i found myself losing it, in my mind i was trying to hold on, in some ways maybe i would walked to them and gave some advice of respect, then again i would wanna slap each of them and create havoc, not to show off, but anger. Puh, i ain't gonna drop my dignity, told my girl we should shift to downstairs. My girl didn't like to go down, cuz the environment here was great. Too bad 6 chicks chirping much, it's not dawn yet..

They did sell some under garments too, feels like real good quality, too bad all for the ladies, sexy and attractive type.

Go on our conversation, she's kinda happy to be there, i thought cy might be intersted there too cuz of the comics, only if he could really matters, i knew his attitude.. "bah, it's typical".. you guessed it..

Pirates..

I read an artical from Wapsville about Pirate's Day in England (probably). It's kinda interesting and they have a wapsite describing the pirate's vocabulary, believe that. So, let's get on to it, shall we?

Talk Like A Pirate Day Mobile Edition

Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!" They never say never, they say "No nay ne'er!"Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'". Dropping all of your "v"'s will get you words like "ne'er", "e'er" and "o'er".

Instead of saying "I am", sailors say, "I be".

Instead of saying "You are", sailors say, "You be".

Instead of saying, "They are", sailors say, "They be".

Pirate vocabulary:

* Arrrrr: Much like the Hawaiian "aloha," it can mean hello, good-bye, etc.

* Ahoy: Hey!

* Avast: Stop!

* Aye: Yes.

* Fathom: depth measurement of six feet

* Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise

* Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.

* Jack: a flag or a sailor

* Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.

* Lass: A woman.

* League: three miles

* List: lean to one side

* Loaded to the Gunwhales: drunk

* Matey: A shipmate or a friend.

* Me: My.

* Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power

* Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.

* Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor

* Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits

* Squiffy: a buffoon

* Squadron: a group of ten or less warships

* Sweet trade: the career of piracy

* Thar: The opposite of "here."

* Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

Do we have time to do all these? Impressive..