Cats at my Workplace... (Friday 14/4/06)
posted by andyreymex at 4/14/2006 03:17:00 PM
Friday, April 14, 2006
What about ME?
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- Name: andyreymex © (munkiiedude) @ bashingrave - The BEAT BOY of AIRTIGHT NOISE
- Location: cheras, Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
I am a Gemini.
(Also known as "Twins")
My Horroscope starts like this:
" Eternally childish -
both intellectually and emotionally,
a Gemini simply refuses to grow up,
and will often mooch of off someone until old age. "
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!ATTENTION!
Happy New Year 2007!
I got some other things needed to change for the new look.
For now, i'm on my progress designing better looking template.
thanks.
Yes, I've changed the song.
It's all uploaded into my MULTIPLY (that you could click on my picture on top sidebar),
some are old mixed with my band's song, plus my favourite groovies...
just wait till it loads all of the songs...
I can tell you, this guy really pumps his veins in the living room...
Here's my 1st ever cellphone recorded video clip of me attemp to shuffle which i learned from the clips available here. I've done basics where my phone only could go for 15fps, it's best to be in WMV format. Forgive me if the clip was really slow. The track's from Ron van den Beuken "Sunset". Thanks to all the shufflers out there who willing to share basics for newbies...
Previous Posts
- Bleach... (Tuesday 11/4/06)
- Co Do, Vietnamese Dim Sum Restaurant in Mid Valley...
- The Test Run... (Friday 7/4/06)
- In The Beginning... (Tuesday 4/4/06)
- I'll Be Back...
- In Progress to be part of the TEAM... Part 3 (Wedn...
- In Progress to be part of the TEAM... Part 2 (Frid...
- In Progress to be part of the TEAM... Part 1 (16/2...
- The SYN meeting at D.C.H.L. (15/2/06)
- Happy Valentine's Day! (14/2/06)
!FLOOBLE JOKES!
15 STUPID THINGS TO DO AT A MART...
Fifteen things to entertain yourself at a Mart while your significant other is taking their sweet time shopping:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3" in Housewares . . and see what happens. (best if timed just right with #2).
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MandM's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
!How Come? stories!
Have you ever heard of them? You tell the story like this:
One person gives an ending of a story, and the listeners are going to guess what has happened. (The storyteller, of course, already knows this). The questions are to be answered only by the answers "yes" or "no" and "that's not important". The stories almost always include the death of a person, and often murder or suicide. They are absurd, and there is not much chance of figuring them out without the questions! The thing is to find the clever questions, and once that is done, it becomes more and more easy to figure out the story. Since they are not like riddles, and not to be solved without a session of questions, I've added the solution at the end of this document. This will give you some time to think about possible solutions.
ENJOY!
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1. Romeo and Juliet are lying dead on the floor. Around them there are water and broken glass. The window is open, and you can see the tail of a cat jumping out. How come?
2. A dead man is lying in a forest, far from the sea. He is wearing a diving suit. How come?
3. A dead man is lying in a field, in front of a mountain. He is holding a straw in his hand. How come?
4. A man parks in front of a house. He utters: "I'm ruined!" How come?
5. A man walks into a restaurant. He asks for a raw albatross. He eats one bite, and then walks into the bathroom. Later he is found dead by hanging. How come?
6. A man walks out of a house. He is very happy. He goes to the railway station and takes the train. After some time he goes to the toilet. Later he is found dead by hanging. How come?
7. A man walks out of a house. There he sees a woman on the other side of the road. He crosses the street, and strangles her dead. Later in court he is found guilty of murder, but walks out of the courtroom as a free man. How come?
8. A man is driving his car. He turns on the radio, and then kills himself. How come?
9. A man listens to the radio. He then walks up some stairs, turns on the light before he shoots himself. How come?
10. Every morning a man leaves his apartment in the 11th floor, and takes the elevator down to the ground level. When it is not raining he takes the elevator to the 7th level and walks the rest of the stairs when he comes home in the evening. When it's raining, he takes the elevator to the 11th floor. How come?
11. A man says goodbye to his wife, and walks out from their apartment. He goes into the elevator. Suddenly the electricity is gone. He then knows that his wife is dead. How come?
12. A man wakes up in the morning. He rises from the bed, finds a dagger and kills himself. On the floor there are some sawdust. How come?
13. A man is found dead in a telephone booth. There are blood and glass on the floor. How come?
14. A man gets a package in the mail. He opens it, and finds an arm. He puts it back into the package again and sends it to man number two. This man does the same and sends it to man number three. This man also looks at it, but instead of sending it away, he throws it in the garbage. How come?
15. A man, who has lost his father, is severely injured in a car accident. He is taken into the operation room. The doctor comes running into the room, takes a look at the patient and shouts: "My son!" How come?
ANSWERS
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1. Romeo and Juliet are fishes. Their bowl has been pushed from the table by a cat.
2. There has been a forest fire. The water has been taken in the sea by helicopters (with fire-"extinguishers"). They had not seen the man that was diving in the water and accidentally got into the container.
3. Three men are up in a balloon. Then they get to a mountain, and find that they are not able to lift the balloon high enough. Instead of getting all three of them killed, they draw straws, and say that the one who gets the shortest straw has to jump.
4. A man is playing Monopoly, and arrives at a hotel at the most expensive street.
5. A man, his best friend and his wife are on a cruise. The boat sinks, but the three survive, and drift on the shore of a desert island. They have no food, and are almost starving to death. The woman dies, and the friend take her flesh, and gives it to her husband, saying that he has killed an albatross. He also says that his wife had become mad of hunger, and swam away during the night.
6. The man has been blind all of his life. He now comes walking out of the hospital after an operation that gave him his eyesight back. In the train, he needs to go to the toilet. Then the train goes into a tunnel, and everything goes black. The man thinks he has lost his eyesight again, and can't stand it.
7. The man just came out of prison, after serving a sentence of 20 years for the murder of his wife who disappeared 20 years ago. Just getting out of the street, he sees her walking on the other side of the road.
8. The man is working for the radio station. He has put on a CD, and using it as an alibi. He drives home and murders his wife. Turning on the radio on the way back he hears that the CD is broken and playing the same sequence over and over again.
9. He is a guard of a lighthouse. While listening to the radio he hears that a large ship with many people have sunken because the light in the lighthouse was not lit.
10. He is a dwarf and cannot reach the 11th floor button without the help of his umbrella.
11. She is lying attached to a life support system (to help her breathe), which runs on electricity.
12. This man is a dwarf on a circus. He is the smallest man in the world, and because of that, he has a strong position, high salary etc. There is another dwarf in this circus that is very jealous of this man, and he wants to play him a cruel practical joke. During the night he sneaks into his wagon and saws off some centimetres of all the furniture. When the dwarf wakes up, he thinks he is no longer the shortest man in the world, and commits suicide.
13. He has been out fishing and has gotten a very large fish. Exited, in the telephone he stretches out his hands saying: "It was as large as this!"
14. Four men stranded on an island when their ship went down. Having nothing to eat, they decided that they would amputate their left arm and share it among themselves. One of them being a doctor would perform the surgery, but since no one could do it on him, he should wait until they where rescued. Then he would have it removed in sympathy with the others. To prove that he had done his part of the deal, he should send it to them by mail.
15. It is his mother.
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