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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Night Session: Not Expected

The whole Saturday afternoon after i woke up at 1pm, my girl wanted to go for lunch in haste. As usual, she always bug me for lunch or dinner while i'm trying to sleep, i mean whenever she's at my place, she's like my sleeping pills, i get to sleep well. She likes to eat, and mostly she's the one who got hungry first. Then my boss called and asked me to go Pandan Kapital to see the carpenters doing the client's job. After lunch nearby my place, i went there earlier and forgotten to make calls to the carpenter about his arrival time. He said he would come later, then we went back home to watch some movies. I fell asleep again and my boss called me before i woke up.

there's me, i'm sleeping like a pig, as always after. So i never get into the pictures...

Again i've to go there and check things up, the job was done, found a mistake from the job, tried to call my boss but he never answer, sent a message telling him i was there surveyed the job. Then we went for dinner at Telephone Restaurant, Pandan Perdana. We had steamboat cum grills, rm18.80 per head, and my girl treated the meal, haha. Funny thing that she took all the seafood and we had less grill food, also she got big portions of food till i can't fit much to my stomach, she ended up eating everything, got herself big belly after that.

It was fun having dinner there, quite cheap plus a lot of selections on food. Later on, cy called and asked me to go Q-Bar with him. At first i said i don't want to go, then he kept on pursuade me to go... Ah, ok, he needs a companion after all. My girl wanted to go also, oh well, you guys won, i've to go back and get changed...

Q-Bar's at Sunway, a place always being mentioned by the college students around there. I stopped myself going these places, trying hard to save some money to buy a pc. I really need a pc to keep all the documents from my phone, so far i just use CD-RW to back up my files. I

understand there're times i need to go such places before i turned old, but i begun to lose my interests to these places, maybe i have my girl spending time with me, so i guess disco is not a place for us, perhaps our love nest? Haha...

Kia Seng was there with his friends, so they have their bottles while we paid our cover charge... (fucking rm30 really kills me..).

Q-Bar was partitioned in 2, the front side was all R&B lovers while behind of the side was the techno type, which i don't really enjoy, but we were there and so far the DJ played his best and made a good impression on me, and i stayed a long time enjoying it.

Cy's busy talking to a girl he knew from a friend, just like an old

come on Jeff, there's nothing to be upset about. no liquors, that's fine, water will do, ok?

days stories for them to tell each other. Then he drank too much till he started to say about weird ideas he got and eventually i wrote it down cuz it happened to be some good ideas to do some other time. Then we went to the R&B dance floor with the girls around. Later, 2 young guys came closer and i suspected they wanna court the girls i'm with. Then they started their conversation with...

Jeremy: oh man... i don't know how's my darling doing now...

Me...

What?

They asked me if i'm interested having drinks with them, i said i'm leaving as soon as my friend got out from the toilet. Then i courageously asked them, what makes them interested in me...

Jason's hair really spiky... glad to hear he's back.

"I think you are sexy..."

(I'm sexy...)

From a guy's compliments...

(I'm sexy...)

Andrik: I'll make sure everyone's getting their HAPPY!

ARRRGGHH!!!

(I'm sexy...)

WHAT THE FUCK HE SAID TO ME?

(I'm sexy...)

Before anything go further, i excused myself and went back to my friend's place to chill out. I told cy the incident and he laughed at first, then advised me it's great to have someone thinks that i'm beautiful. I'm not beautiful, i'm cool... (nah, just kidding) I wished it was a girl who told me i'm sexy. Actually what cy said was right, even they're faggots, they

CY: it's a great party though.. Andrik: of course la, we won this hotel room, boy!

valued people's beauty in everyways... Unlike the girls we hangout with, some they just don't give compliments on guys which really beautiful, they usually kept to themselves. Some they eventually speak out, but it doesn't mean it's true, just entertaining some shit sort of, superficial? I 'pantang' faggots hit on me because i really hated that. Any matters, it's my fault to neglected the faggots cuz i should've told them i'm a straight guy, with a girlfriend. They're nice and seriously won't get offended if they knew they found the wrong person as they were told. I'm not prepared myself meeting faggots

Jeff: hey, i had enough alright? no more... please...

hitting on me, so i guess it's natural to me turning them off... Sorry about that.

We left at 3am, as soon as we're back at cy's place, my girl had to drive her car back home. Came some calls to cy, then asked me if i wanted to go for a session. A session in a hotel...

CY's the luckiest person in the room... get to talk with chicks...

Wow...

A session that i've been waiting long years ago...

And i'm invited unexpectedly...

Cool...

Everyone's there, girls too. Mostly i met Jason, our former Airtight Noise drummer, came back from U.S. (that's what i heard) Jeffrey was there too, along Fang Heng, Jeremy, Andrik, Wendy,

Our main winner of the hotel room cum host... ZZZzZZZzZZzzzZZ...

Anson and some other friends came and left. An executive suite, my oh my, what a nice room enough to fit all of us. Liquors available but i had enough from the Q-Bar. I liked the bathroom most, very classy and comfortable, felt like taking bath there but the bathroom door doesn't have a lock. Andrik brought his I-Pod and Altec Lansing speakers into the room and put some groovy trance music to pump up the session... Everyone's enjoying the session, i watched tv, danced a few moments, talked a bit, but mostly i enjoyed the session.

What happened to them fortunately given a hotel room was, Fang Heng and some friends

Jeremy's ass... he's totally out... ZZZzzzZZzzzZZzz...

attended a pool party. So there was a competition which the contestants have to bottoms up the beers and whoever won, he'll get a free hotel room. And so Fang Heng won. By promises from everyone will stay for a session gathering, each obligated to be there to celebrate. I guess i'm lucky to have friends like that, took some pictures and had fun time together, till 7am (i guess, i saw the sun begun to brighten the room), Jeffrey and Jason left after i dozed off. Leaving cy and others talking in the whole morning.

Then i was awake at 12 noon, ready to check out. With blurred mind, i do need another nap after this. Fetched Jeremy back home, then went back to cy's house and slept till 7pm. Cy had to have dinner with his family, he lend me his car so i could go my parent's place to deliver the Video Camera. Had dinner with my sisters, my parents were out for a dinner, heard from my sisters it was my cousin's wedding dinner again, maybe it's just close relatives gathering. Actually i supposed to attend, i forgot about it totally.

National Geographic's showing Zheng He's history, just in time watching it for an hour, then i went back to cy's house waiting for Jordan to pick me up and have dinner together.

Still, the whole session from clubbing to hotel, i caught flu, cough and sore throat, i yell too much during disco, and i lacked of sleep in the hotel. And i got myself deeply sick the day after. I took MC on Monday, spent my time listened back to the gig's track and writing posts that i neglected passed a week.

Thanks to my phone, i can do it anytime...

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Fifteen things to entertain yourself at a Mart while your significant other is taking their sweet time shopping:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3" in Housewares . . and see what happens. (best if timed just right with #2).

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MandM's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Have you ever heard of them? You tell the story like this:

One person gives an ending of a story, and the listeners are going to guess what has happened. (The storyteller, of course, already knows this). The questions are to be answered only by the answers "yes" or "no" and "that's not important". The stories almost always include the death of a person, and often murder or suicide. They are absurd, and there is not much chance of figuring them out without the questions! The thing is to find the clever questions, and once that is done, it becomes more and more easy to figure out the story. Since they are not like riddles, and not to be solved without a session of questions, I've added the solution at the end of this document. This will give you some time to think about possible solutions.

ENJOY!

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1. Romeo and Juliet are lying dead on the floor. Around them there are water and broken glass. The window is open, and you can see the tail of a cat jumping out. How come?

2. A dead man is lying in a forest, far from the sea. He is wearing a diving suit. How come?

3. A dead man is lying in a field, in front of a mountain. He is holding a straw in his hand. How come?

4. A man parks in front of a house. He utters: "I'm ruined!" How come?

5. A man walks into a restaurant. He asks for a raw albatross. He eats one bite, and then walks into the bathroom. Later he is found dead by hanging. How come?

6. A man walks out of a house. He is very happy. He goes to the railway station and takes the train. After some time he goes to the toilet. Later he is found dead by hanging. How come?

7. A man walks out of a house. There he sees a woman on the other side of the road. He crosses the street, and strangles her dead. Later in court he is found guilty of murder, but walks out of the courtroom as a free man. How come?

8. A man is driving his car. He turns on the radio, and then kills himself. How come?

9. A man listens to the radio. He then walks up some stairs, turns on the light before he shoots himself. How come?

10. Every morning a man leaves his apartment in the 11th floor, and takes the elevator down to the ground level. When it is not raining he takes the elevator to the 7th level and walks the rest of the stairs when he comes home in the evening. When it's raining, he takes the elevator to the 11th floor. How come?

11. A man says goodbye to his wife, and walks out from their apartment. He goes into the elevator. Suddenly the electricity is gone. He then knows that his wife is dead. How come?

12. A man wakes up in the morning. He rises from the bed, finds a dagger and kills himself. On the floor there are some sawdust. How come?

13. A man is found dead in a telephone booth. There are blood and glass on the floor. How come?

14. A man gets a package in the mail. He opens it, and finds an arm. He puts it back into the package again and sends it to man number two. This man does the same and sends it to man number three. This man also looks at it, but instead of sending it away, he throws it in the garbage. How come?

15. A man, who has lost his father, is severely injured in a car accident. He is taken into the operation room. The doctor comes running into the room, takes a look at the patient and shouts: "My son!" How come?

ANSWERS

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1. Romeo and Juliet are fishes. Their bowl has been pushed from the table by a cat.

2. There has been a forest fire. The water has been taken in the sea by helicopters (with fire-"extinguishers"). They had not seen the man that was diving in the water and accidentally got into the container.

3. Three men are up in a balloon. Then they get to a mountain, and find that they are not able to lift the balloon high enough. Instead of getting all three of them killed, they draw straws, and say that the one who gets the shortest straw has to jump.

4. A man is playing Monopoly, and arrives at a hotel at the most expensive street.

5. A man, his best friend and his wife are on a cruise. The boat sinks, but the three survive, and drift on the shore of a desert island. They have no food, and are almost starving to death. The woman dies, and the friend take her flesh, and gives it to her husband, saying that he has killed an albatross. He also says that his wife had become mad of hunger, and swam away during the night.

6. The man has been blind all of his life. He now comes walking out of the hospital after an operation that gave him his eyesight back. In the train, he needs to go to the toilet. Then the train goes into a tunnel, and everything goes black. The man thinks he has lost his eyesight again, and can't stand it.

7. The man just came out of prison, after serving a sentence of 20 years for the murder of his wife who disappeared 20 years ago. Just getting out of the street, he sees her walking on the other side of the road.

8. The man is working for the radio station. He has put on a CD, and using it as an alibi. He drives home and murders his wife. Turning on the radio on the way back he hears that the CD is broken and playing the same sequence over and over again.

9. He is a guard of a lighthouse. While listening to the radio he hears that a large ship with many people have sunken because the light in the lighthouse was not lit.

10. He is a dwarf and cannot reach the 11th floor button without the help of his umbrella.

11. She is lying attached to a life support system (to help her breathe), which runs on electricity.

12. This man is a dwarf on a circus. He is the smallest man in the world, and because of that, he has a strong position, high salary etc. There is another dwarf in this circus that is very jealous of this man, and he wants to play him a cruel practical joke. During the night he sneaks into his wagon and saws off some centimetres of all the furniture. When the dwarf wakes up, he thinks he is no longer the shortest man in the world, and commits suicide.

13. He has been out fishing and has gotten a very large fish. Exited, in the telephone he stretches out his hands saying: "It was as large as this!"

14. Four men stranded on an island when their ship went down. Having nothing to eat, they decided that they would amputate their left arm and share it among themselves. One of them being a doctor would perform the surgery, but since no one could do it on him, he should wait until they where rescued. Then he would have it removed in sympathy with the others. To prove that he had done his part of the deal, he should send it to them by mail.

15. It is his mother.

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